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Jungle Juice
is a
2001 100-minute long comedy film directed and written by Tony Vitale. Film stars Darren Geare, R. J. Knool, Robert Wagner, Rutger Hauer, Morgan Fairchild, Christine Lakin, Christopher Walken and Darcy Donovan. As of Oct. 2009, it has never been released theatrically or on DVD. (Wikipedia)
 

 Plot:

DARREN FIELDS is about to be married when his bride-to-be, REBECCA, leaves him for an ex-boyfriend, SMITTY. Darren and his buddy R.J. use the honeymoon tickets and go to a Club Med type resort in the Virgin Islands. Arriving as Mr. And Mrs. Fields, the employees think they're gay. Darren is transfixed by ISABELLE, a resort employee, who's the girlfriend of the Hotel Manager, JEAN-LUC (RUTGER HAUER). Darren tries to talk to Isabelle but is interrupted by FELICIA (MORGAN FAIRCHILD), an aggressive woman who's in her fourth husband, TOM (ROBERT WAGNER). Felicia lures Darren back to her room and gives him an evening he won't forget. The next day, guests party and gulp Jungle Juice (a concoction of alcohol and fruit juice) and are ready for anything! The guests play the swimsuit exchange game and couples pair up. Darren and Isabelle put on a sexy dance show and he tries to tell her that he has fallen for someone, but Isabelle leaves before he can tell her that it's her. Meanwhile, Isabelle notices Jean-Luc exiting Felicia's bedroom.
 

 

  The next day, Darren and R.J. discover that all the employees think they are gay. Jean-Luc offers Darren a job and he accepts to woo Isabelle. His buddy R.J. reluctantly stays on the island. Isabelle reacts badly to Darren's being a new Village Resident. And Darren discovers that village Residents aren't allow to sleep with each other, at least according to Jean-Luc!  




Meanwhile Rebecca and her irate father, ROY (CHRISTOPHER WALKEN) arrive at the resort to track her down Darren. Roy confronts Darren who tries to explain that he no longer wants to marry his daughter. Roy doesn't really care about Darren and is easily distracted by a beautiful large breasted blonde. Rebecca flirts constantly, but Darren couldn't be less jealous. Darren summons the courage to ask Isabelle to leave with him, but she refuses. When the deejay takes ill, Darren takes over. He adds Isabelle's favorite love songs to the furious techno beat and Isabelle gives in to Darren's affections. A fight breaks out and Roy punches out Jean-Luc for hitting on his daughter, Rebecca. R.J. gets laid, finally. An epilogue shows R.J. back home marrying the girl he met at the resort. The best man and the maid-of-honor, well they are none other than Darren and Isabelle!
 

 

  


 
 
              Locations: Miami, Florida, USA, Caribbean       
 
 
   

On the set (click to enlarge)

 

This is an entry of Rutger in his online diary during filming Jungle Juice

(...)That is where my diary stopped. At an early stage, basically because..well..I didn't want to write because I felt terrible. Had a pretty good time with Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken but mostly the chemistry was screwed. So the production was troubled. Disorganized. I was supposed to be there for two weeks but it turned into six.

My digital camera had been stolen from my lunchtable one day. It had some nice shots for the website on it. Never saw it back.(..)
 

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still from Jungle Juice

 

Vancouver (Canada), August 1, 2003, by Rutger Hauer

"Jungle Juice" as well as "In the Shadow of the Cobra" may almost definitely never see the light. I mean none. Just being on the shelf in a dark temperaturized vault. The whereabouts of my JJ movie adventures are unknown to me. Rumours had it the company went broke.

Geez, I almost sound like a pulpjournalist .Let me enjoy the style. Other rumours had it that the footage would hardly cut together. This is likely. I remember thinking many times during the shoot. Not enough coverage here. This will never cut. Or am I missing something. The story was hilarious and lightweight anyway. Comedy beserko. That's what I was supposed to be. I may have told you I played a sweet but lonely fag on a paradise island who misses some grown up old fashioned macho approach between hundreds of meatless twelve year old wise ass drunk willies and nipples. Who then meets a retired cop who wants his daughter out, played by Chris Walken. Bingo, well not really. Down the drain is more like it.

Had such good laughs with Mr Walken, dear Christopher. As you know his sense of humour is real specific. We melted quite well there. Defuckinglighfull.
 


 

"Shadow of the Cobra......" may be in India still. There were some unpaid bills. That was on the Indian side. Struggles were said to have erupted and mysterious hands made the footage change hands.... 9/11 happened just after that. I speak to its US producer now and then. He sighs a lot when this issue pops up. Oioi.
 

                     



 

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