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I
t had been five
years since Christopher Walken last hosted "SNL," and that's far, far
too long an absence for a man who's in the upper pantheon of hosts,
alongside Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. Whenever Walken hosts, no
matter how good or bad the show overall is at that time, you're
guaranteed something hilarious and weird:
Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic;
Census Taker; or,
of course, More Cowbell (which for some reason isn't on Hulu).
The thing about
Walken is, he's so strange -- and so willing to embrace and/or parody
that strangeness -- that it inevitably pushes the "SNL" writers to go to
bizarre places they might otherwise not. This week's show had a
quintessentially Walken sketch (which also isn't on Hulu for some silly
reason, but for now is on YouTube),
Indoor Gardening Tips From a Man Who's Very Scared
of Plants. That's the sort of thing
that you only think up at three in the morning or while high on herb,
and the kind of thing that, with any other host, probably gets dismissed
in the sober light of day, but with Walken, it's the sort of sketch
we've come to expect.
(The fact that Walken may
look at the cue cards more than any non-sports or political host in the
show's history only adds to the strange appeal of his sketches, I think.
It's like he showed up five minutes before the sketch began and is still
funnier than the people who memorized their lines.)
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His halting,
oddly-inflected manner of speaking, meanwhile, makes him ripe for
mimicry, which led to the entire cast busting out their own Walken
impressions for the
Walken family reunion.
(Bill Hader's was, of course, the best, but it was pretty straight; Amy
Poehler as little girl Walken is the kind of bizarro touch that made the
sketch.)
Walken didn't even
need to dominate every sketch for it to work. Take the one with Kristen
Wiig as a
woman who loves surprise parties.
There, Walken's just the straight man, but Wiig is so silly (and
strange) that nobody else in the sketch needs to do anything but set her
up.
One final thought:
three installments in, I still can't decide whether
Laser Cats is
absolute brilliance or the dumbest recurring sketch of the '00s. I
suppose that's the point.
Videos:
Walken's Monologue
..or here
Christopher Walken
supplies audience members (Jim Downey, Paula Pell, Bryan Tucker, John Lutz)
with index cards, then “spontaneously” asks if they have any questions
they'd like him to answer.
Video Greased Lightning
...or here
When the high school
drama club makes plans to perform “Grease”, it's up to the musical theater
director (Christopher Walken) to clean up the raunchy lyrics in "Greased
Lightnin'" by creating a series of nonsensical teen-friendly rhymes that
shift the focus of the song from a souped-up race car to seeing dragons with
"Match Game" emcee Gene Rayburn.
Video Nathan and Eric
Nathan (Jason
Sudeikis) is delighted by the going-away party the office staff has thrown
for him, until it comes time for stalkish co-worker Eric (Christopher
Walken) to say his heartfelt goodbyes.
Video Plants
..or here
A gardening
expert (Christopher Walken) can only be at ease around his plants if he can
attach googly eyes to them.
Video Top Chef
An inexperienced chef
(Christopher Walken) comes up empty-handed in a cooking challenge that
involves couscous, stale Peeps, and other odd ingredients.

Video Surprise Party
A man
(Christopher Walken) enlists his friends to help him throw a surprise party
for his granddaughter (Casey Wilson), but the excitement is much more than
Sue (Kristen Wiig) can handle
Video Meet the Family
There's lots of
monosyllabic conversation to go around when Christopher Walken mingles with
his relatives at a bizarre family reunion.
Video Goodnights
Christopher
Walken: Thanks... to Panic at the Disco, and Lorne, and... thank you very
much.

Link with Videos
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